A Tale Of Two Sirens

D.I.Y S.E.X

Is masturbation still considered taboo?

If so, it shouldn’t.

If self love was encouraged, I am certain teen pregnancies would reduce significantly, as wayward hormones would be dealt with at home. Alone.

I for one, am currently engaged in a passionate affair with my shower head. He is a bit of a common wench and spreads his waters to any one who turns him on, but in my heart, I believe we have a special thing going on. However, for the past two days, every time I’ve tried to turn him on, I couldn’t even get him the tiniest bit wet.

Have I finally broken the good thing we had?

I have had to use the regular tap to get clean, but I miss Mr Power Shower and I am on edge without our daily lovin’. Here’s hoping the plumber sorts him out right quick. If not, I just may sit on the postman’s face. And that vulgar speak dear friends, is why I am an advocate for d.i.y.s.e.x.

Masturbation.

Saving postmen from horny women since 1806.

Siren A

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(Source: ataleoftwosirens)